Today's Date 11/30/08

Bubba's          

Bubba's are said to be a Johnny do good'ers.  We work hard and are get-er-done kind of guys.
Some say we are uneducated and a little slow, but that ain't true. Some of us jest want things to be done right so we ponder on what we are doin' alot. Most of been thru the school of hard knocks and learned good.  We are jest plain honest people with good morals. Something some wouldn't understand.

Bubba might have said

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'You can say what you want about the South, but
I ain't never heard of anyone wanting to retire to the North  
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A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I- 75. The trooper asked, 'Got any I.D.?'
The driver replied, 'Bout whut?'
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The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, 'Bubba, somebody just stole y our pickup truck from the parking lot!'
Bubba replied, 'Did you see who it was?'
The young man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got his license number.'
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A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. 'Where's Henry?' the others asked.
'Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,' the successful hunter replied.
'You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?' they inquired.
'A tough call,' nodded the hunter. 'But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!'
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Ghost Sex ~ A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
 To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'
 About 90 students raise their hands.
 'Well, that's a good start.
Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'
 About 40 students raise their hands.
'That's really good.  I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
 About 15 students raise their hand.
 'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
 Three students raise their hands.
 'That's fantastic.  Now let me ask you one question further...
Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
 The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've been
 giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
 The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
 When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks,
'So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
 Bubba replied.... 'Shiiiiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said 'Goats...
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'friendship' poems

1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!! 
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining,
ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again.  I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off--After I laugh my butt off!! 
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

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